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bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

enoshiimajunko:

mew mew meulin

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t)

me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself
Remember when Eren was young and innocent…?

slutty-eren:

askahorsefacejean:

I don’t, that son of a bitch was born insane.

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Heard you were talkin’ shit

iyooooooo:

とおせんぼ

kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

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